MERCY

Patrick #2 calls from jail. He was picked up at a playground.

What the fuck were you doing at a playground? Mercy asks.

I was just swinging. I swear to god. It's a beautiful night. I wanted to clear my head.

But it wasn't even nighttime yet, families were still there, you looked like a creep.

But I'm fucking not obviously
I was just trying to clear my head
I mean Jesus Christ Mercy c'mon
seriously with all the shit that's
been going on, fuck man, I just
needed to clear my head

But you know the laws in the city man, you can't be at the playground without a kid or a family or something because you know you look like a creep. It would be less creepy if it were me because I'm a woman but dude you can't look at you

Patrick #2 has Carhartt overalls and a red and black plaid on underneath and steeltoe boots and a huge red beard and

you look like a psycho, I would call the police on you, too. I'm sorry, but, just, like, whatever, don't do it again, you're lucky they gave you a warning.